Powerthirst

Hey, do you wanna feel so MP-er-ific? Try Powerthirst. MP drinks for Taru who need gratuitous amounts of MP. With all new flavors like SHOCKOLATE! Chocolate MP, it’s like adding chocolate to an electrical storm. Sound the alarm, you’re gonna have uncomfortable amounts of MP.

What’s that? You want strawberry? Well how about RAWBERRY!? Made with lightning, REAL LIGHTNING! Summoning ( AHHHH! ). You’ll be good at it. It’s a magic drink for Taru. Taragic. These aren't your typical Galka puns, these are mana puns. Turbopuns.

Science, MP, science, MP, electrolyes, turbolytes, powerlytes, yagudo acolytes, more lights than your tiny legless body has room for. You’ll be so fast, mother nature will be like, "Sloooooowwww dooowwwwnn." And you'll be like, "Fuck you!" and kick her in the face with your W legs.

You'll have so much MP, MP ( AHHHH! ) just casting all the time. Power casting, power enfeebling, power enhancing, power sweeping, power dating, power eating, power laughing, power spawning babies. You’ll have so many babies! 400 babies!!!

Give Shockolate to your babies and they’ll be good at soloing RDM/PUP. Make your babies cast abnormally fast. They’ll cast as much as Niyah. People will watch them casting and think they’re Niyah. They’ll cast as fast as Niyah, in a party with other Taru, and it’ll be a tie, and they’ll get deported back to Winduuuurrrrrst.

Hey, go with the sure thing. Don’t gamble on your MP (snake eyes!). Try Powerthirst, the MP that will make you ( AHHHH! ) enhance ( AHHHH! ).